I joined a social web site called FriendBurst. A few folks over there are raising a pretty big stink about welfare slackers. I dedicate this to them with all my love….
Wonderful Things About Lost Mobility
1. Your shoes don’t wear out anymore.
2. Everyone buys you sweat pants for Christmas.
3. That casual look to the garden you admire but never achieved happens on its own.
4. You start recognizing individual birds, not just by species.
5. You have more time to torture conservatives online.
6. The old dogs keeping up with you is a non issue.
7. You eat less because the refrigerator is so far away.
8. When you fall down people no longer assume you were drunk.
9. Every step is considered rather than automatic.
10. Every time you buy groceries you know another conservative somewhere got heartburn just thinking about it.