Wonderful Things

I joined a social web site called FriendBurst.  A few folks over there are raising a pretty big stink about welfare slackers.  I dedicate this to them with all my love….


Wonderful Things About Lost Mobility

1.  Your shoes don’t wear out anymore.

2.  Everyone buys you sweat pants for Christmas.

3.  That casual look to the garden you admire but never achieved happens on its own.

4.  You start recognizing individual birds, not just by species.

5.  You have more time to torture conservatives online.

6.  The old dogs keeping up with you is a non issue.

7.  You eat less because the refrigerator is so far away.

8.  When you fall down people no longer assume you were drunk.

9.  Every step is considered rather than automatic.

10.  Every time you buy groceries you know another conservative somewhere got heartburn just thinking about it.

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17 Responses to Wonderful Things

  1. Mel Avender says:

    And it’s about time, too.

    • osolynden says:

      Time is relative my friend. And we are relatively running out of it? 😉
      Hope your cold has passed? I got a flu shot early on and have managed to stay well all winter, but hermits don’t get exposed.

  2. Barbara says:

    This is why I love you: When I don’t have time to torment conservatives, I know that you and a few others are doing a fine job without me. Wanted to post a pic with this but couldn’t get it to take. 😛
    BTW, tell them you are out there buying filet mignon to go with your chateau blanc…that will really throw them over the edge. 😉

    • osolynden says:

      Actually I suggested Caviar that I use as a foot balm whilst popping Bon Bons in front of my favorite soap and surfing internet porn. And I thanked them graciously for their largess. At least I have manners.

      As to the pic? Look at the codes you select. There is a list of HTML codes below the comment box that word press will accept. From which site and I will tell you which code? Cause I need me some pictures.

      Hope your first day on the new job went well? Email and let me know. Love and kisses.

  3. osolynden says:

    I love computers. Don’t you love computers? the way I put stuff here and over at FriendBurst is different and That makes my life so easy. In the back of the barn I see stuff you guys don’t cause this is my account. The pic you tried to put (twice) starts with

    HTTP and ya gottas use HTML code here. HTTP is a web address. Look for the one that has enclosing it all. I am always right. I am you know. Love ya.

    • osolynden says:

      somehow the bracket triangles vanished when I posted . I keep learning. Because they are computer code. Pics here must have an open ended acute triagle pointing left at the beginning and a closing one pointing right at the end? HTML tags? like this: >

  4. Barbara says:

    It said it was an html code. Blah!

  5. cindy says:

    reposted on facebook. good job Lynden.

    • osolynden says:

      Hey thanks! Just my contribution to the food fight about undeserving leeches stealing other peoples hard earned cash. Why conservatives never notice where the money really goes is beyond my comprehension. 😉

  6. ososbro says:

    Did she not say “Let them eat cake!”?
    Don’t forget those champagne bubble baths.
    They do wonders for the spirits.
    Working on the parapalegic ATV.
    Need input as to the location of the Bear-whistle.
    Love ya

  7. Cary Ryerson says:


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