So Tired of Stupid
I used to have a dog. Maybe you heard… but he died.
Tonight one of the “workmen” my landlords hire showed up asking for gas and had a flat tire… I explained the schedule and that the big house would light back up in about 30 minutes.
Went to get him a cig and a beer to wait. Up on my swing.
As I walked toward the steps down toward the house… I heard that rattle you never forget.
When I had a dog the snakes rarely came in, and NEVER after dark.
What do you do when its pitch black and you hear a warning rattle? If you have a brain you freeze.
So idiot boy gets up and starts running around explaining how good he is at grabbing rattlesnakes by the neck and relocating them.
Told him three times to shut up and sit back down before I told him to shut the FUCK up and sit the FUCK back down. As long as he danced around… it stayed agitated, coiled and rattling.
Stupid really can kill ya. If I was an NRA member I’da shot the person, not the snake.
I really hate idiots.